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[deathcouture]

"This is Kravitz. I'm not here, but you can leave me a message."

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voice;

[deathcouture]

[ as if he wouldn't make time for Taako...~ ]

Of course. Shoot.

voice;

[abracafcku]

[There's that gorgeous voice he knows and-- well, not finishing that thought just yet.]

Theoretically speaking - nerd talk, I know, you must love it - but theoretically speaking, if we somehow got a window to our plane open? How fast would it take for you to get your powers back?

[deathcouture]

Oh, well, theoretically, I'd think it wouldn't take long at all. A window to our planar system would mean I could speak with the Raven Queen again pretty much immediately -- at least, I assume that's what would happen.

[abracafcku]

[Bingo. That's what he figured. And since he's been missing, timelines or no, Taako gets the feeling his Bird Mom probably felt his absence, even if it's just a blip by her understanding.]

Cool cool cool. Make sure to tell your gothic bird mom all about how hot your new crush is, mkay? I'm sure that's what she really wants to know - all the fresh gossip.

[deathcouture]

[ "Crush"... Well, yeah, more like boyfriend when he's from, but hey. It works. They're figuring it out together. ]

Trust me, she definitely already knows about you. ... And how hot you are. [ Natch~ ] But I suppose I could remind her, sure.

Where'd the idea of a theoretical sort of planar window come from?

[abracafcku]

That's.... concerning? But mkay. I hope your weird mom approves.

[Concerning definitely, but not in the "I'm afraid" way, more the "What the fuck have you been telling the Goddess of Life and Death about me and how pissed is she that I'm distracting you from work" sort of way.]

And it's just theoretical shit. I was bored and looking into things and the question popped up in my mind. I heard the idea bandied around in a few places, was curious how it'd affect you.

[deathcouture]

[ Insight roll at a disadvantage here, due to it just being voice over a network. womp womp. No immediate clue that Taako might be cooking up more than theoretical. ]

That makes sense. I think it would be different for pretty much everyone here - it seems like the rules can change so drastically between uh, realities, or whatever you want to call them.

[abracafcku]

Yeah, shit be weird on this planer reality.

[To put it in layman's terms. Or just lazy Taako-ese.]

Weird enough that you're not the only Grim Reaper here, too. Although definitely the handsomest one.

[deathcouture]

[ Tomato, tomahto.

And does Kravitz still smile like a boy with a crush whenever Taako calls him handsome? You bet he does~ He's kind of glad this isn't a video call. He might be a little embarrassed. ]

Well, not all Grim Reapers can look this good. [ Ha. ] But actually, I did hear about there being another here. I haven't met them yet, though...

[abracafcku]

He's like you when you're in prime spooky skeleton form, my dude. But like.... All the time. And when he talks, it's like.... [Taako pauses as he rolls the words in his mouth.]

Like getting punched by eternity. Kind of a head trip.

[deathcouture]

[ He takes a second to think about that. ]

That sounds... heavy. How does someone's voice just do that?

[abracafcku]

Nooo idea.

But can you do that? Because if you can, that's hot. I'm down for that.

[deathcouture]

[ Good thing he's not drinking anything right now, he'd probably have done a spittake at that. fjkds ]

Ah-- No, not so much. Sorry. [ He does laugh a little. ] Pretty sure none of my spells would have the same impact as getting "punched by eternity".

[abracafcku]

Too bad.

Although for you, I might make an exception and say "rough massage" might be fine.

[deathcouture]

[ goodness, Taako ]

Well now that, I think I could manage.

[abracafcku]

[He's got no shame and nothing to lose.]

Just so you know, I got a pocket dimension in case you want somewhere truly private.